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====WELCOME TO:  A work space for Mr. Kelliher's class.         Collaborative story directions: Over the weekend, please add a section to our class story. Some rules: be sure to read what others have written to make sure what you add makes sense to the story... be interesting and descriptive and appropriate!!!.. you MAY edit another person's part if you see PUNCTUATION or SPELLING errors only!! You may check back often.. if someone else has added after your entry, then you can add more. Have fun... see you on Monday!! Love, Mr. K. p.s. don't change font or color.. just type!        <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">   <span style="display: block; color: rgb(255,0,79); text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">     ====

<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"> AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR!! [[image:elephant_clip_art.jpg width="159" height="102"]]
<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">  <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">    <span style="display: block; color: rgb(136,0,255); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">     <span style="display: block; color: rgb(136,0,255); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">     <span style="display: block; color: rgb(136,0,255); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">    <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> One day an elephant walked into our classroom! Almost everybody ran for their lives some just stood thier screaming. <span style="display: block; color: rgb(136,0,255); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Some <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">pe ople started to say, "No more school!"Also other people said "Let me have a ride on the elephant." <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Soon EVERYONE wanted a ride. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> It was starting to get out of hand. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> The teacher was screaming till there is no tomorrow. <span style="color: rgb(0,0,0);"><span style="color: rgb(8,8,8);">The students even started screaming too! Mr. Kelliher had some coffee and began to calm down. As usual he said, "Boys and girls, you need to relax and act appropriately The office just called to say we have a new student. My, he is large and grey, and what large ears! Let me introduce him to you" "Boys and girls this is our new student, Bob Henrey Arnold Hanger, the large elephant!!" Mr.K anounced. "I am elergic to animals named Bob, achoo!" Aileen and Haley really started to exagerate. Mr. Kelliher wrote nurses passes for Aileen and Haley, who were sneezing. Bob's feelings seemed to be hurt and wet tears started rolling down his wrinkly grey cheeks. Mrs.Festi soon was in the classroom, not far behind, her whole entire class started joining the chaos!!!... Alexis,Jesse,Kaylin and Garret all fainted on Mr.K's desk, when Mrs. Festi started screaming, "Pull any emergency switch! A fat gray blobb maniged to get inside the classroom!" "Everyone calm down," said Mr. Kelliher. "It's not an emergency it's just our new student Bob, and he looks quite upset because everyone's freaking out!"Bob sat on Bobby,Alex and Kaitlin.they all had broken bones and almost broken spines. Mr.Kelliher had to call animal control on Bob.After they took Bob to the zoo. We got another student but it was a monkey. Her name was Caroline Maria Freakstin it got even crazier. Caroline broke the flag off the wall,the globe in half and even more. Hearing all the noise, Mr. Skala rushed into the room. "WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?" he bellowed. Caroline jumped on his shoulder.After Caroline jumped on Mr. Skala and she did her buisness on him and every body started to laugh so hard they cried. (I'm interrupting the story for a second to let you know that I just figured out that when you edit you can put a comment about your edit in the box at the bottom of the page that says "Optional: a note about this edit..." and your comment will show up in the history list.. give it a try!! And now on with the story.... -Mr. K.) "Caroline, there will be no jumping on the principal in this school!" said Mr. Skala. "Do I need to call your father, King Kong?" Then Caroline's brother, Runner-Dee started using mimio! He wrote this on the board, Fee-lee kee-eee oooo. Runner-Dee tried talking to us, "ooo...ooo." Tyler said, "Some one make that monkey close his yap!" " Ding ding rrrring!" In the midst of it all the phone rang! Mr. K. was busy getting the mimio pen from Runner-Dee, so Vanessa answered the phone. "Hello, this is Mr. Kelliher's room" "Hello, this is animal control.. do you need our help up there again?" "Does this answer your question?" Vanessa said to animal control "aaaaahhhh, ooooooo, eeee eeeeeep." The noise was so intense, that the man on the other end hung up! "What will we do now?" Groaned Kaitlyn, as she hugged her Huggy. "Run for the playground" yelled Mr. K.,"and shut the door to keep these monkeys inside!" The monkeys ran up to the door right when it was closed, and scatched so hard it left marks on the window and the door.Untill the door broke and the monkeys escaped.They only wanted to play with their friend, Gibbets. Gibbets was a small miniture horse that the 2 monkeys loved, to ride on. Gibbets was white and had three huge black spots, one on the tail, one in the middle of his back, and one on his neck!!!... Gibbets was also only 3 years old.The sad thing was that Gibbets broke his leg and can't walk!!! So now there were two wacky monkeys and a limping horse in the hallway. Suddenly the bell rang for lunchtime. And boy did I feel sorry for the lunch ladies when the monkeys stormed into the cafetorium and took every bananna. Gibbets had taken all the preztals from grab-n-go! "Food. Food we want food." All the kids in the cafetorium shouted. The lunch ladies yelled, "Hey, you animals can't take that food! You don't have your lunch cards!!!!" "Stop, we are animal control." A large man stood in the door. He said don't just stand there do something like corner the Monkeys before they start eating all the food and then we don't have any food and then the kids will starve. Then would have to send the kids home, and all the kids liked that plan. Except the monkeys just decided to steal the bananas.Then all the kids starting singing "This stuff is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s" then the lunch ladies got annoiyed and started screaming. The monkeys ran toward the animal control man and knocked him off his feet while eating their bananas.